Avast, mateys! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Celebrate by walking around with one eye closed and a parrot on ye shoulder. Also refuse to take in any vitamin C and you might soon get the adjective “scurvy” attached to your name.
Incidentally, is anyone sailing these seas? I know I’ve been inactive lately, but if I actually get into the theater and see a few movies, is there anyone left to read?

I check in regularly in the hopes that something will distract me from my boring job…even if it’s only for a few minutes.
Yeah man, I check it out periodically to see if there’s anything new. Keep up the nice work.
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