It seems that the first position in my “people I’d like to meet” section of my MySpace page is charmed. The first resident of that spot was Steve Burns; I met him twice this summer. His replacement? Matt Nathanson, who you’ve already read about me meeting (evidence at right). Now I need a third honoree. Who should I put in that place, improving my chances of an encounter? Keira Knightley could move up one spot, but I’m afraid I’d pass out if I actually met her. Also worth noting: all jokes about meeting a dateable girl will result in your immediate banishment from the Internet. I talked to Al Gore about it, and he’s on board. So beware.

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