On Notice 10 Jul 2007 08:49 pm
On Notice: Anthem Atrocities
Dear Major League Baseball,
On the night that you so aggressively market as one of the most important in your sport - the All-Star Game - I encourage you to choose a singer who can properly pay tribute to our nation. Tonight’s version of “The Star Spangled Banner,” sung by San Francisco native Chris Isaak, was a disgrace. It is shameful that a grown man does not know the words to his national anthem, and reprehensible that executives would put someone on the field unless they were certain he knew the words. Mr. Isaak’s version follows:
- O say, can you see, by the dawn’s early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous night (correct word: fight)
O’er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the fight (correct: night) that our flag was still there;O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
For (correct: O’er) the land of the free and the home of the brave.
The last error is the most common, and the most egregious, but that does not excuse the other two. Yes, the notes are difficult - Roseanne Barr proved that much - but the words are not challenging. Mr. Isaak, please learn the words to the national anthem. Mr. Selig and the rest of MLB, please make sure this embarrassment does not happen again.
Yours,
Movie Hawk




on 11 Jul 2007 at 3:32 pm 1.Heather said …
Yow. At least he has good hair … but come ON.
on 12 Jul 2007 at 11:24 am 2.Joe B. said …
He put a great show on at the Borgata too when he opened for Stevie Nicks.
Of course now that you are not a “Member of the Eagles Family” you have no excuse to not try out to sing the anthem this year. Show that punk Timmy Kelly how to roll Jeff Martin style!
on 21 Sep 2007 at 9:30 am 3.Hephaestion said …
That’s pretty funny he mixed up the words. But he IS kinda cute.
I still haven’t forgiven Isaak for having an entire TV series set in San Francisco without a single gay person ever being on the show. “Full House” did the same thing. How can you have two entire TV series set in S.F. and never have a gay person on there?? That’s like having a show set in DC without ever seeing a black person.