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As I sat here at my desk…blogging…on my MacBook…listening to Rilo Kiley on my iPod…drinking a black and white hot chocolate from the new Starbucks location right next to my office, it came to me: I’m becoming everything I’ve always hated.
All I need to complete this picture is to be wearing Abercrombie and surfing in the early-adopter Firefox 3.0 for a hybrid. If that ever happens, please kill me.

Addition of Abercrombie clothing (c) your sister.
Don’t you ever, like, work?
Hey, it’s the culture you bred, man. Besides, that post took, like, 35 seconds to write while I was doing other tasks that require no mental capacity.
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